Asgardian Angst Day 7

I have been indisposed as of late. By "indisposed" I mean "recovering from massive injuries". Three cracked ribs, a torn rotator cuff, a broken femur, a concussion, massive internal hemorrhaging and a shattered left testicle.

"Who did this", you might ask. Was it some great green ogre? My insipid brother?

Nay, nay, 'twas a woman that injured me thus.

I am beaten and Sif is bald.

I would say the sight of her pointy, yet shiny, head outweighs the beating she gave me, but, alas, it hurts to laugh.

Lesson: Thou shalt never come between a woman and her crowning glory.

Or in other words, don't screw with a woman's hair! EVER! Don't even think about it! Bad things will happen.